quarta-feira, setembro 01, 2004
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says "dam."
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Sorry - we don't serve food in here."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road."
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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